… it’s warm one day and freezing the next?
… the teachers have to park in the student lot?
… the Oscars don’t invite you to host?
… the fire alarm doesn’t turn off?
… you have to come back home from Disney World?
… you get “unseamed from the nave to th’ chops”
… you post something meant for your finsta on your rinsta?
… people trash talk your favorite teacher?
… people are hypocrites about their New Year’s resolutions?
… the Penguins wait until December to start playing well?
… everyone else’s math class seems easier than yours?